MY APOLOGY TO ERIDAN (SATIRE)

WHAT I DID WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR AND UNLIKE ME... I'M SO SOWWY ERIDAN FORGIVE ME PLEASE DONT REPORT!! ILL NEVER USE THE SEAMEN W SLUR EVER AGAIN I PROMISE, I ACCIDENTLY DRAGGED MY BALLS AGAINST MY KEYBOARD AND IT JUST TYPED AND SENT!!! LET THIS BE A THING OF THE PAST