spiderman atsv rant (spoilers)

THAT MOVIE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD, THR PLOT TWIST. MILES BEING THE PROWLER, THE COOL ASS CREDITS THE FUCKING AGGSGHAHWHh. THE WAY ME N MY BROTHER ARE ALL READY BUYING MERCH. THE WAY I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND THE FEELING OF REALIZATUON. THE WAY I CRIED 4 FUCKING TIMES. BRO. CAS CALLING THAT SPIDERPUNK WAS GONNA STEAL SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT TO THE STORY. THOSE HOT ASS SPIDERPEOPLE. THE MUSIC. THE SPOT. THE WAY I UNDERSTAND ALL THE EDITS. THE FLASHBACKS. THE TEAM GWEN MADE TO FIND MILES. MIGUEL O HARA BEING A WHOLE ASS VILLIAN. THE LEGO MOVIE PART??? THE WAY I CANT EVEN PUT MY EXPERIENCE INTO WORDS. I WENT THEU THE 7 STAGES OF GREIF/POS   I FUCKING DIED AND GOT REVIVED. THE WAY PPL WERE STARING AS I YELLED AFTER LEAVING THE ROOM. THE WAY I STIMMED EVERY SECOND OF BEING IN THE THEATER. THE WAY I PURPOSELY LET MY PANTS SAG A LIL TO REP THE MILES MORALES BOXERS. THE WAY PROWLER MILES SAID “u said yo dad still alive?” THE WAY. THE DIVERSITY. HOBIES HAIR, HOBIES GUITAR, THE STEALING RHE TEAM. BRO BRO BRO. THE BOXING GLOVES FROM UNCLE AARON ON MILES DOORKNOB. THE WAY I KNEW THAT MILES WAS IN THE WEONG PLACE WHEN UNCLE AARON WAS THERE AND SIDE EYED HIM. EVERYTHING WAS SO FUCKING COOL. MILES PROWLER DWSGIN??? MIGEUL O HARA BEING QUADRUPLE CHEAKED UO ON A FUCKING SUNDAY. I LOVE BLACK PPL. THE FORESHADOWING AND SHADOWING AND UGAHHDHAH. THE WAY IT WAS DRAWM. THE STYLE, THE SHADING, THE THE THE, THE LIGHTING, THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, THE DRIPPING ON PAINT COLOR WHEN GWEN WAS HAVING HER MOMENT W HER DAD. THE WAY HER DAD WASNT CAPTIAN. THE WAY I KNEW WHERE HE WAS WHEN HIS MOM WAS CONFUSED ON SPIDERMAN. THE WAY I WAS TALKING THE WHOLE TIME. THE WAY PENNY SHOWED UP. ME YELLING “THATS THE LINE!” WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE WHEN MILES SAID “everyones tryna tell me how my storys gonna go.” THE WAY I YELLED THE “YAHHH” FROM THE DITS IN THE SPOT SCENE. THE WAY MILES BROKE THE CHAIN OF THE DEATH. THE WAY I WAS FAWNING OVER EVERYONE!!! MILES MOM, MIGUEL O HARA, SPIDERPUNK, JESS, SPIDER-BYTE, GWEN, SPIDERMAN NOIR.. EVERYONENENNNENEN....  THE WAY MY HYPERFIXATION ON MARVEL JUST SKYROCKETED. THE WAY I GASPED WHEN I SAW THE REST IN POWER JEFF MORALES ART IN UNIVERSE 42. THE WAY I GASPEDDDD WHEN I SAW MIGUELS TEETH!!!! THE WAY SO MANY SPIDER PPL WERE CHEEKED UP. THE WAY THE WAY THE WAY THE WAY THE WAY THE WAY THE AIYWEGSIKUIGEKUHSIUHOSHOKEUHIUKG. I CAN GO ON FOR HOURA BRO I AM NOT DONE TALKING I WILL NEVERRRRR SHUT UP. I AM SO HAPPY. I AM SPENDING SM MONEY I AM SO AGHHZHEUAJHH. THE SHADING ON MILES HAIR??? THE BRAIDS FOR HIM AS THE PROWLER???/POS. BRO HOBIES HAIR. MIGUELS LIL EMO ASS MOMENT. MIGUELS EDGY ASS STANCE???????????  THE WAY HOBIE WENT "i dont like labels" AND THEN CALLED HIMSELF A LABEL. AND WHEN HOBIE STOLE AND MADE THE WATCH FOR GWEN AND THE PACKAGINF OF THE GIFT. AND HIS HANDWRITNG AHHDSHSDIADHSID. I AM GONNA READ SP MANY FAANFICS DUDE        HOBIE IS SO SO SO SOS AUUYDGWAHBWIEYFHIAWUHJD/POS. SPIDERPUNKS INTRO BRO. MY OBBSESION IS OVER THE DAMN ROOOFFFFFFF. HIS ACCCENTTTTTT. goood lawrdd:drool: . my deapest apolg=ogies (im not sorry),   BRO BYTE TRYING OUT HAIRSTYLES TOWARDS THE END???   HOBIES HAIR????. HIM SALUTING THE SPIDER BABY FOR SHITTING IN THE ESTABLISHMENT. I GIGGLED. "MAN LIKE MILES MY GUY!!!' YTADJHXIUHRIVFRIUVFRWIVGRWJ. BRO THE COMIC EXPLANATIONS OF SHIT THRUOUGHT THE MOVIE??? EVERYBODY HAVING DIFF ARTSTYLES???????? ASII4RHRFUHR4KFU/././HIM SAYING HE DOENT HAVE A SCOOBY DOO INSTEAD OF SAYING I DONT HAVE A CLUE LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL QOUTE THAT EVERY FUCKING DAY


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