Taking over the world

Do you ever just wish you were born in some small, peaceful country with literally nothing going on? Or maybe Mars, during the time when it’ll be colonised (which is inevitable).

Because I wish. I don’t want to be in this world and abide the social rules. Maybe I just want to be a silly cat. No rules, no money, only meowing and chilling with the friends.

So today I am starting to take over the world. I will find the smartest minds in this world and bring them to my side. My goal is to take over the world and make tea free for everyone. Everyone deserves free tea!

And that’s it. That’s my only goal. Free tea. Who’s with me?