turkey lore

one day I was walking my turkey but he didn't know I was walking him to the oven because it was Thanksgiving also my turkey was blind and once we ate him he wasn't actually dead because blind people can't die. so I got a pet air because I felt sad and guilty but he died from cancer but it was contagious. so i got it too then we both died (karma at its best). and when we were in heaven Michael Jackson taught my turkey and me to moonwalk. we had a great time. I also saw your mom there because I ate her and she died. I also eat raw eggs here in heaven and I died a second time but this time from salmonella because of eating raw eggs. the end.