how everyone dies in breaking bad

CW: gore, not too much detail but it's definitely there

every important character in breaking bad dies. here's how. (in chronological order)

Tuco Salamanca - Tries to eat a rock. Upon seeing that his teeth have fallen out, he descends into a temper tantrum which ends in him punching a large tank of propane until it explodes, sending a shard of metal into his gut. He bleeds out and dies.

Christian "Combo" Ortega - After sitting on a cactus and being poked multiple times in the buttcheek by its spikes, Combo yelps and shoots upwards like a cartoon, and runs away into the sunset, never to be seen again.

Bogdan Wolynetz - Crushed by toppling bronze statue. His son, Bogdan II (who looks exactly like him but a foot shorter), inherits the car wash.

Jane Margolis - Arrested after she accidentally uses a real gun instead of a tattoo gun. Dies of starvation in prison because she didn't like any of the food they had.

Brandon "Badger" Mayhew - Ripped apart by a mob of rabid rodents.

Marco and Leonel Salamanca - Don't actually die, are indefinitely imprisoned in ice by Gustavo Fring.

Skinny Pete - After seeing a cool TikTok where they pour a bunch of colorful cleaning products into a toilet bowl, Skinny Pete decides to try it out himself. He accidentally synthesizes mustard gas in his bathroom and dies from inhaling it.

Gustavo Fring - Drinks wine from a poisoned golden chalice at the cartel's great feast. Walt, who had been assigned dish-washing duty by Gus as punishment for being "disobedient", decided to line Gus' prized bejeweled chalice with ground hemlock seeds.

Saul Goodman - Shot 5 times in the waist by Mike Ehrmantraut after accidentally letting it slip that Mike is non-binary before they were ready to come out.

Walter White Jr. - Gets reverse-Bicentennial-Manned. The original Robo-Flynn 2000 is decommissioned in 2149, making him the oldest character in the Breaking Bad-Better Call Saul universe.

Hector Salamanca - While undergoing surgery, Hector develops sepsis after the surgeon drops an entire pack of M&Ms into his open heart.

Skyler White - Just doesn't appear after Season 4. Anna Gunn was working on something else, and they couldn't get her back for Season 5, so the writers just never brought her up.

Hank Schrader - After throwing his back out and winning the Twerk-Off against Walter, Walter becomes so enraged that he gives Hank a swirlie in the toilet, accidentally drowning him.

Steve Gomez - Recast for Season 5, now played by Rob Schneider. Fans hated the recast so much that they urged Vince Gilligan to kill him, so he had Gomez eaten by an alligator in a freak accident.

Lydia Roddart-Quayle - Decides to try crystal meth. Dies after attempting to eat it with a spoon like dry cereal and cutting the inside of her esophagus in several places.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Purchased 2,500 balloons to lift their house away (inspired by the movie "Up") in order to escape the law. However, they did not account for transporting them to their home, deciding to bring them there by hand, and was pulled up into the sky, never to be seen again.

Todd Alquist - Face beaten in with a cast iron skillet by Peter Gould in the show's first and last fourth wall break.

Jack Welker - Laughs so hard at an epic fail compilation on YouTube that he asphyxiates and dies.

Jesse Pinkman - Shot and killed by The Joker.

Marie Schrader - After defeating Máel Brigte of Moray in a swordfight, Marie fastened his decapitated head onto her horse's saddle. Her opponent's teeth abrased against her leg as she rode, causing a fatal infection.

Brock Cantillo - Fakes his own death, joins a Mormon commune.

Walter White - After losing everything and everyone he loves, Walter White turns to model trains, which becomes the only thing that can keep his soul alight. Neglecting his own health, he gets scurvy from malnutrition and dies.

Tomás Cantillo - Lives to age 60, when he dies after contracting mouth herpes. (Honestly I felt like this explanation was kind of weird considering we hadn't seen him since Season 3 and all of a sudden in the season finale we get this weird October Sky-lookin' picture with text explaining what happened to him? Might've just been me but I feel like this information wasn't necessary.)

And that's everyone.