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2 reasons why batman actually sucks ASSS

TW: talk about: 

  • physical/mental/verbal 4buse
  • de4th, childhood/-tr4uma
  • child indangerment 
  • mention of basically all scum of the earth
  • de4th
  • child de4th
  • and maybe more i havent noticed!

hyperfixation rant! Dont get me wrong i LOVE batman! i prefer his 16 other robins though, sorry not sorry. 

Now onto somewhat non canon-COMIC Bruce and why hes a dick.


Reason number 1.

Child soldiers

He's abusive as shitballs. Like, actually. Many people say that he isnt actually abusive, but just stern and cold and that he does care for his kids. Which is true, but doesnt excuse the fact that he trains child soldiers to fight actual nightmares.

"but the kids want to! some of them even forced their way into the vigilante lifestyle and enjoy it!"

wawawa. Theyre kids out for what seems like the maincharacter lifestyle, but Bruce is an adult. An adult that cant say no to kids? Sure he said no at first, all the time at first but then he personally trains them? What logic is that. Sure, the life seems okay at first but litterally any batfamily member as mentioned how they wished that they could go back in time so Bruce couldve never met them. This royally messed their lifes up.

"he was never physically abusive"

yes he was, one of the most well known examples was when he suckerpunched his son (Richard 'Dick' Grayson) in the face because he was 'grieving'. Sir, what. 

It was their usual verbal fight, but since Bruce's second son (Jason) had been slaughtered it was way more tense. Dick was arguing against Bruce ever using them/kids as side kicks and yada yada Bruce gets mad and hits his son? Damn. Dick is too forgiving. 

I could go on about that more but now im bugyftrt jihougyftc to talk about reason nr. 2.


Reason number 2.

The death of Jason Todd

Jason Peter Todd, the second Robin. Okay, we're gonna skip a BUNCH of lore just to get to this point but whatava this is right after Jason died. To put it simply -Joker kills Robin nr 2. (Jason) - Nightwing(Dick) goes out of his mind and beats Joker to death(deserved) - Bruce saves the Joker.

"No one deserves to die, not even the Joker" SHUT THE HELL UP MAN. WHAT??? Nightwing is legit one of the BEST vigilante's/heroes with a seriously well moral code, and basically the one time he breaks it for a GOOD REASON you help you enemy? Now id say batjokes if he wasnt pro-murderer right there. 


I could go on for so long. Tell me if you want. I will.




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SACRED_HELENA

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE BRUCE 👎👎👎👎 I don’t know much about Batman (aside from the Lego batman DS game omg i feel so silly) but if U EVER WANT TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT PLS I AM HERE <\3 STINKY BATFART


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BAAAAAHH STINK STINK POOKIEBEAR POOKS BOOBOO I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAA!!!

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HELP I JUST NOTICED BATFART LFMHUSHIUDIWBS

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so real


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YES OMG THANK U FOR SAYING THIS LIKEE I WAS SO MAD WITH THE JOKER SITUATION OMGGGG LIKE BESIDES UR OWN SON THAT DUDE HAS KILLED SO MANY OTHER PPL AND KEEPS ESCAPING PRISON BUT U SAVE HIM FOR WHAT?!? TO BE ABLE TO KILL MORE PPL FUCK U BATBITCH


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FUCK YEEEAAAA!!!!

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