Creative insults

So I've recently been jotting down all my favorite insults I've ever heard and ones I've made up so I HAVE to list every single one here

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. Take your pick of the litter

-I will dice you into a million pieces 

-I swear to God I will use your skin as a lamp shade

-I will pour cement in your ears 

-I will invert your ribcage like the vikings 

-Rat bastard

-You'll rue the day 

-royal pain in my ass

ya mothers cock

-rally the troops

-Your a stage 5 dumbass 

-Did you come in from stupidville? 

-I will ground your bones into soup 

- I will wear your ears as a necklace 

- I will cannibalize you

- tool 

-Your a fat sack of inbred shit 

-up yours

-Harlot

IF YOU WANT U CAN ADD MORE!!