Presenting...my imaginary friends!! (I'm documenting what they said for this interview thingamajig)

so...this is Newt Scamander and Legolas Greenleaf. They are my imaginary friends based on book/movie series'. (Fantastic Beasts and LOTR). I'm gonna ask them some random questions and they will answer them or I will confiscate their lembas bread. (*I'M KIDDING, LEGOLAS JEEZ--*)

Newt

Legolas (hahahahahahaha...)

so anyway let's begin the interview.

Q #1: How do you like being inside Momo's brain?

Newt: oh, I love Momo, they're an amazing, kind person and they're a real joy to be around, you know?

Legolas: ...Momo's an idiot.

Q #2: what is your opinion on lembas bread?

Newt: Legolas made me try it

Legolas: I made Newt try it.

Newt: I liked it...it was good.

Legolas: *pulls out a piece from underneath chair* ...do you want another one?

Newt: ...

Q #3: out of all your adventures with Momo, what has been your favorite?

Newt: hmmmm...probably that one time when we went to the zoo. That was fun.

Legolas: I'd probably say the zoo too. I saw an Oliphaunt! (Legolas, that was an Elephant, how many times do I have to tell you?)

*OKAYYYY IT IS NOW THE END OF THE INTERVIEW LOVE YOU ALL*