french toast is gay

So basically i was at ihop and while i was textin john i ordered the griddle combo with french toast. Now mind you i had  NO INTENTION of making it gay. I texted him abt it and they said that it was gay. I never have been NOR will be gay ever in my life. 

Message to the people: NEVER order the french toast griddle combo at  10 PM AT NIGHT while texting your friend. YOU WILL be called gay afterwards and you will live with it for the rest of your filthy gay life.

P.S. This is a joke, but seriously don't order any ihop at 10:00 Pm. They will mess up your order.