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- Hi.

- Hi.

- Here's a menu.

- Thank you.

I'll be right back

with you.

- Excuse me, miss.

- Yes?

I don't mean to bother you.

What?

I feel I know you

from somewhere.

Really?

Yeah, did you go to

San Mateo high school?

- Yeah, how'd you know that?

- I went there too.

- So are you from here?

- Not really.

My mother lives up here

but I'm from San Francisco.

What about you?

San Jose.

I remember you now.

You were in

my English class.

- I was?

- Yeah, I sat two seats behind you.

- You remember that far?

- Yeah.

So what do you do?

I'm a fashion model.

And a beautiful one too.

Thanks.

Well, it was nice

talking to you.

But I should

really get going.

I've got an audition

for a modeling job.

So it was good

talking to you.

Same here.

Nathalie.

Oh, hi again.

I was wondering if we

can keep in contact.

Sure.

Here's my card.

- Here's mine.

- Thanks.

Again, it was nice

talking to you.

- I'll see you later.

- Bye.

This morning flocks

of seagulls and crows

were found dead

in downtown San Jose

and along highway 101.

The crows and seagulls

also caused an accident

on highway 101

near the 1st street exit.

Authorities are investigating

the cause of their death.

In other news today,

the population

of polar bears

is declining rapidly

due to the melting

of sea ice in the arctic.

As the sea ice melts,

the polar bears

are forced to move

farther north.

Although some have survived,

many have died from starvation

due to the difficulty of finding

enough food such as seals.

What does it take

to win your business today?

Okay, I'll give you that

and a 50% discount.

Can we close

the deal today?

Can I place

your order today?

Great, thanks.

We appreciate your business.

Hey, what's with

all the noise?

Caught the big fish.

Yeah?

How big was the sale?

$1 million.

- Awesome, man.

- Biggest sale of my career.

I'm proud of you.

Nathalie?

Hey, Christine.

What's up?

I have great news for you.

Victoria's Secret

wants you

to become their

cover girl model.

You're kidding.

No no,

it's the real deal.

That's great.

Yeah, of course I'll do it.

Thanks for getting

me the gig.

You are welcome.

You worked very hard.

So here's your chance to impress them.

Congratulations again.

Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

Okay. All right.

Okay, I'll talk

to you later.

Thank you again.

All right.

Okay, bye, Christine.

Thanks.

Okay.

- Hello?

- Nathalie?

Who is this?

It's Rod.

Oh, the guy from the restaurant.

What's up?

Hey, it was nice running

into you at Half Moon Bay.

Yeah, it was nice

meeting you.

So how's your day?

It's going well.

How's yours?

Great.

I made a big sale today.

Good.

Fantastic.

Thanks.

I closed a big job

offer today

with Victoria's secret.

Wow, congratulations.

I think you'll look great

in those lingerie.

Thanks.

So how about dinner

to celebrate your success?

- That was fast.

- I know a good vietnamese restaurant.

Sounds delicious.

I'll see you then.

Yes.

Yes.

Man, all air.

Whoo.

This heat's killing me.

I know, man.

What's with this weather?

A heat wave in winter?

I don't know.

Let's call it a day.

I met this girl Nathalie

over the weekend.

Good for you.

Is she hot?

- Yeah. Fashion model.

- Lucky you, man.

Yeah, we're going out

this weekend.

Hope you score

with her, man.

Is that all you ever

think about... is sex?

Anyways, we're just

gonna go to lunch.

Just talk.

Get to know each other.

A day without sex

is a day wasted, man.

I'll let you know

how it goes.

Anyways, I heard N.C.T.

is going to be acquired by Oracle.

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