skinsuit

So I convinced this guy in my class that I'm in a skin suit. I like to see if I can trick him about the LGBTQ community because he's straight. The other day I told him all gay people have a part in their brain called the Homoplexus AND HE BELIEVED ME! (The next day I told him I was kidding, just so he doesn't have misconceptions about the LGBTQ community)

ANYWAYYYYYYYY, I told him today that I am wearing a skin suit and that my boobs are fake, and then it got weird cuz he asked to touch them but they aren't fake so I was like "...no." 
Then, I proceeded to end every sentence with "in my skin suit" because it's just funny but when I tried to ask people to join me, it got kind of weird. And my teacher was concerned, too...

BUT GODDAMN IT WAS FUN