I Need online Friends Bro

I Need online Friends so badly Bro like i get so bored doing nothing with my phone, which is why I need someone to argue with and then later on we will become so pookie besties together, that we will sudden start sharing our feet pics and then start having the greatest esex ever!!!! 

Pls im so desperate, ive got a mini cool minion collection so ekittens come my way fr

Btw for sensitive people this is all a joke apart from me saying that I need online friends‼️