slim jims

let me start off by saying how DAMN FCKKCKCKING good slim jims are. i would do ANYTHING to have an unlimited amount of slim jims. holy shit they are amazing. everytime i walk into the store my eyes SCAN for that shit.. I NEED! i drop to my knees and thank the lord for allowing me to stand in the presence of the vaccum sealed package containing the most delicous hunk of meat ever.. its so damn good. if i was dead you could lift a slim jim to my nose and id wake right the fuck up. if i see someone in public eating one, no matter what stage they are at, ill snatch it like its a life or death situation. slim jims will forever be the best snack EVER, who knows if its real meat or not but bitch idc it tastes better than real meat. if anyone has a slim jm (doesnt matter if its opened or not.. EVEN HALF EATEN!.. LET ME KNOW.