shower thoughts ?

sometimes i like to talk about random things i see

..like rn

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^^ This is an image that came up on my pinterest feed and it made me think about how funny the english language is, how it works, and how this one sentence can be interpreted in so many ways...

for example: the person who wrote this is probably meaning "I think about you everyday, you're an asshole" - right? At first glance, that is probably what the majority of readers assume too. HOWEVER! It could also mean "I think about you everyday, asshole." Like, quite literally, thinking about their own asshole everyday. It doesn't stop there. It could even be a note signing off from their asshole, like:

"I think about you everyday,

             - From your asshole."

...I mean maybe they had bowel issues and now their asshole can't get them out of it's mind, y'know?

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I know it's extremely unlikley that any of this is true, but it's cool (and kinda funny) to think about how a simple sentence like this one can be interpreted in so many ways that still make sense, purely because of the construct of the english language.

If you read this far ...why?

~ riley <3