NINTENDO PLEASE GIVE US MORE SPLATOON MERCH IN THE USA (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

I swear to FUCKING GOD Nintendo you are killing me. I understand that Splatoon is from Japan and more popular there but you give us fans in the US the BARE MINIMUM compared to what JP fans get ಠ╭╮ಠ.  Surely you could organize at least ONE collaboration for the US! Pretty please (๑✧◡✧๑)? Or I dunno, GIVE US THE MERCH JAPAN GETS TOO!!! MAKE A WEB STORE OR SOME SHIT IT'S SO EASY!!!!

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