It's the coronation day so I'm hate reading Prince Harry's novel to hate on the monarchy even more

Howdy,

I hardly think that the title of this blog entry is politically correct. Or even legal. But this is how I chose to relax this Sunday. After the uneventful Friday thanks to which I missed the premiere of the Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3, I decided to take it easy. And taking it easy means grinding my MA in the morning, producing over 3-manic-rushed pages of my dissertation, all in Times Roman 12pt and spacing 1.5pt without adjusting the style of in-text citations. Yeah- I sweated even writing this. I have been kind of slacking in the reading department so... today's priority? Reading. Besides finishing Solitaire in two days at the beginning of the week I haven't really been making progress. And the progress I mean the stack of 'to be read' books on my table which usually isn't so... tall and threatening. The books I was supposed to finish this long weekend. The book on top that has been staring at me for the past two months? Spare by Prince Harry.

Oh boy. It's coronation day today also. Right? That could be fun. So yes. I set focus mode personalized for reading on my phone, played some lo-fi reading music from my laptop, and read this book for an hour and a half. No distractions. Just one quick tea-making break session during which I read to the my best of my capabilities while trying to aim at the cup while pouring hot water from the kettle. After my timer for reading goal beeped I was almost finished with the first part of the novel, approximately over 100 pages into the book. Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy. This book is BONKERS. This is a passage of self-pity from a grown-ass man who will never love someone more than his sadly passed away mother, having bizarre notions about gender and masculinity and femininity and manhood, trying to excuse dressing up as a Nazi on a party whose theme was Natives and Colonials?! WHAT

THE 

ACTUAL

FUCK.

So... May I say this:

happy coronation day.

xo

(that ending was kinda poetic if you ask me).