I wanna be a gravedigger

I'm not kidding, I want to be a fucking gravedigger. It's my dream job, but I don't know if I can do this job because I'm not strong enough and I can't even dig a hole without sweating my ass off-- I've always liked the environment of cemeteries, and burying corpses seems like a bit of a normal job for me, although it can be a little stressful. When I talk about it with other people, they start to suspect me and say very strange things.

I just wrote this post to tell you a little bit about my dream job. It might be a little scary, but I really don't care, and I really hope no one here does either. btw, does anyone have the same dream job as me?