You ever just wanna hit someone in the face with a tennis ball?

Who knew that scribbling all over the faces of ppl u hate in ur yearbook could be so relaxing? There are so many ppl in this school I absolutely DISPISE. lets go over the list (I am using fake names)

Cartman dupe- Continuesly followed me and my friends around even when we told him to stop, very touchy, overall very annoying, boyfriends comic fan EW Xp, supposedly deadnamed me behind my back

Whore- spread rumors about some of my other friends, cheated on two of her exes, dated a guy several years older than her and still didnt even when we tried to tell her it was not ok, fetishizes asian ppl

crusty gerard way- senior who dates only freshman, so stupid he got tricked by one of my firends who was pretending to date him into giving her money

Greasy hair- complains about litterally EVERYTHING but never does anything about it, criticises everything ppl do as if she could do any better, in 7th grade she left me to do a science experiment that was supposed to be partner work by myself, left me to do a FULL RESEARCH PROJECT AND PRESENTATION BY MYSELF, and left me do do an entire math packet by myself

stereotypical sporty girl- one time in 6th grade in the MIDDLE OF CLASS with no warning looked me up and down and told me I needed to SHAVE MY LEGS. I litterally never talked to her ever and she had the audacity to say that

poser- (TW) showed me fresh sh and said "I dId A tHiNg", told someone who was black to "go back to their country" (said perosn was from gorgia), borderline SAd me in the backseat of a car, posts photos of themselves skipping class and vaping in the bathroom like that makes them cool, 

gaslighter- (TW) randomly talked about their k!nks without asking, confessed their love to several ppl and wouldnt leave them alone even after they said they wernt intrested, gaslit some of my friends (as the name suggests) into thinking they didnt say alot of this stuff.

Kid from the polar express- weird combination of teachers pet and thought he was better than the teacher, yelled at the teacher multiple times cause he insisted she was wrong about something and he was right, supposedly said something homophobic in civics class, wore underarmor shirts so tight you could see his nipples (EW), gererally just annoying, thought we were friends becuase we were in a group for a project one time, the personification of "Um Actually 🤓" 

Cant really think of any more ppl rn soooo bye i guess! props to u if you read all of this lol.