ACADEMIC WEAPON

I didn't take my studies seriously this year. I focused more on drama and meaningless relationships. However, it's my junior year so that was really stupid of me.

That leaves me only one choice.

Next year, I HAVE TO MAKE ALL STRAIGHT A'S. IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IN MY COLLEGE CLASSES. 

I MUST HAVE AN ACADEMIC COMEBACK, SO STARTLING AND SOMEWHAT GROTESQUE THAT EVERYONE FROM MY PRINCIPAL, TO MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, TO THE SCHOOL LIBRARIANS ARE SHOCKED AND SOMEWHAT DISGUSTED.

Ok, let's DO THIS BABY!!