Time

The immeasurable, metaphysical void that we all shall succumb to at the end of our suffering. The true test of our own mortality, the gateway to our inevitable eternity in darkness...And we have a whole entire aisle of clocks to help you keep track of where/when you are in that downward spiral toward the infinite unknown!!! Stop by and grab one so you, too, can sit and ponder your own existence whenever you want, just like our associate Umbra! #urbanawalmart

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