hamball pt 1

door epoen. 

"hello" sa y will grhamas. Wil feel kinfa sad tofay........os he come to see his hterpapist Hamball Legte.r But its  6 am on a UTesday.

"Wil? WHare you ding? it 6 am on A turedsy." Hamball saye. He invite wil grum itnohis Home.

"sroy hamball. i jsut..........I needed tto (2) see yuo. Me fel very bad."

Hamball give wil gru, Water. he sya, "Why you sad, Wil? Sasness is rooted inwhen the angels looked at god for too long or something. blah blah blah Lithuanian accent"
 WIllam dirnk water, cough, and speak;s:" HGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGhannibal. iam sad becaisue Alana makde me tuna saalda......make me very gasys. Also i dreamt i killed oyu. I am nti Grett JAcoby cobb bythe way." And wil grab banket. he cold.

hamball spile gnetly. "Ahah wil. let me Make youa dirnsk to ge thr etuna gas out of yoru ystem. Also please elaborate on killing me.........................did it feel good will." Hamball walk to ktichen and start chopping human leg up

wil confused...try 2 Rembebre,.........

it fark. wil Hungr.y he go to the Burger kisn............he want whopper. 

But...no one atDrive thru. WHat? UNnacelptable. WIl just want Whopper. Whopper, whopper hwopper, whopper, junior, Douelb, Triple WHeopper. But ther ewas no whopper, for no one would take Wils order..........................

so will wodl makethem. He get outof c ar, walk angry intoBurger king. Ti 4 am on a monday. he no wait until 7:30. hWillam want whopper NOW.

he bust open door. no oNe in there....dark and sppoky. Wil hear something tho (he EMpath and hear eery Well.) SO hego to behind te COunter to shcek it out....

in the back onteh Kitchem he fimds Hamball muncshing on ...w ahts this?! A WHOOPWER!>!>.?! unvleivelveb. WIl is FRUSIOus. fe fels like a Funion (c). 

"I wnat whop." say will

"sorrythis is last one" hambal say as HEput in his mouf. wil is Agape.

wil pick hamball up. He 8 the lastwhopper and didnte Let wilorm have su m? Unexscuable. Its hammer time.

WIll spam hamball agianst te wall, beasting hmaball upside the head. "Ouchie"say hamball. "Does it geel Gud to bet me upo , Willam?"

Pause wil. he realisze, yeah, ot do ffeel gud. Wil feels ggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuud. so he say "ye" and jeep Beatin Hambal LEgter up.

"DEcter legter" will speak "i eillbe Taking whas his i mean Mine." Wilum reach into hamball motuha nd take whooper ot. Slimy and chewed up but will hav eot do. 

Hamball on floor blooding otuand Will say "Tanks 4 da meal...eve nif i HAvd to t8ke ithby fords." hamball cough and pass way. wil leave sht ebueger Kinf.

WIll tells Hamgall all fo thsi. Hamall think for a DGood 101 seonds then sa,t, "Gues yoreoe the burger King now." wiLL chuckel. Veri gfunny.

'HAbmall, ur so funyn....buuuuuuuuurp.whensthe Antigas coup fgoin to be done? i AM gettigns quite gassious right aoutnow." Hamball

Hamball finsih putting human Remaisn into blender. pour into Hello Kitty Sippy CUp (TM) An give ot willma. Will gulp itdoen. Yummy!
"ver yummy hamblal." "thanky uoi will. Veyr interesting dream by th way, you knwo i  ahve foudnt hat dreams are ou r deepest dezires and uhhh GOd reference to archilles and patroclus. Oh by hte way i dre fanart of us a-"

willym suddeny collapse. "huh...hyyyh...hamball.......ido Not keel too Spelndind. SOmethim is worng." Haball rushto Will sside. "Its ok IWllam. Itisjsut the luqudi taking affect." "Hamblal im scared." "its ok WIllam. it is 6 am on a tueday...."

fad eto black. 

williama wake up on steange place. "wjere I am?" Say.

look aorund. dark. Squishyl. turtles?
THats rigt. theres all 4 teenahe Mutnat Ninja turtles arorounding WIllem Grhama. 

wil grum very nerosvs--he never did Like tutrltes. Once when wil was in the grade 4 hewas walkinf by a sewer. "psst." he Hear. "pppppssst." WIl look around. WHo that be? He relaize it come from sewer. He kneel down, but stay far awa.y He has seen It by Stephen King. 

In seewr Be turtle. "PPpspspsps hey KId" willm sigh and rool eyes. "wha' hesay

"turlte HAve bad eyesigth. Want toreqcruit you for turtle strip club, but need see Ifoyu are worthy. SOmethere lissle boy." 

Willam want valdations...crawl he clsoeto T6urtle. "a-a-a-aalright..i....Hewe i am misterw turle."
Turtle silent for long tiem. He thinking? Pidnering. Thombdoodling. 

FInal he say "damn boy. ?:PE#YOu ugly as hell ngl." And walk away.

will sat therefor WHile. What? A turle calle dhim ugly? HE coudltn take ti...all hislife.....he was told he was bueatifyl. But npw, the turthel of truth hadspeoeken/ He truely was ugy.

FOr te test of Wil grumslife he avided turtle.s But now eh was SURRO#NFED BY THEm !!!!!!! what eetr sha;ll he do?!??!?@

he can only thigmk of one thing. "HAMMBALLLLLL wherea reyou." he relaize that he is tIed to a post. turltes getign closer.

"HHAHAHAHAHHA hammmballlll DECTER LEGGTERRR I NEEEEEEDD YOUUU PLEASSEEEE" wil crie out.

no one answred.

he dgo SIlent. hamblal would never hep him. Hamball evil. If evil, why sexy?
this wa the Method. Hamall would come out for this.

"HAMBALLLL UR SO SEXXYYYY HELLPPP IF ONLY THERE WAS A BIG SEXY LITHUANIAN MAN TO COME DAVE<ME FORMT HE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (c)!!!!!!!!!"

rusteing. WIll kenw hamball close.

"OHHHHHHHHHHH DR LEGTWER COME SAVE MEEEEEE I NEED TO SEE UR HOMOEROTIC FANFICTION F US." 

BOOOM. hamball appear. He wear a Buc-cee's onsie? It ok. Kidn of Sexy.

hamball fight all Turtles....so strong.....so manly.

Anfter all turtles on groun, he turn to will..
"hey WIllam. SOrry i put you hete. I meant to come say hi btueh Turtles found u first. My bad."

Will sigh. "atupid Hamball." He playing tsundeer. "Id otn car.e.. get me out."
Hamball untie william and drag him out of basment. "WIllam, you look veryNice for soemtone who was poisoned and almsot eaten by turtle.s" WIllam blush and sya "hehe...i could say th e same for u" Hamball missile. "Jk" Hamball forwn. Whywill so mean?

Willam tired. It is now4 pm on ta Tuesdya. "I ened to go hoem Hamball I ahve workt o fo. Dogs to feed. You knwo."

Hamball smile and Speka "Such a shame. I Will see oyu NEct tiem Will. At uour nex tappointment. Thursday at 10 am."
Willam skedaddle out door. Such odd sday with Hamball! WIll kidna of liek tho th. Afterall, Hamball got rif of willam Tuna Gass...........

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