friend quotes

"i burped and it tasted like cigarettes"

"i love FUCKING cilantro- NONONO i fucking love cilantro"

quote: listen to the wind, it talks

friend: listen to my ass, it farts <3

"slutty board cheese"

"that sounded like a fart and a blender, a little bit"

"fan fakt, jestem sółisajdol"

"if you flip america... there's not gonna BE america"

"nawww don't sniff your grandmas marker"

"if theres a nerd, he cant be hot because that messes with the laws of PHYSICS"

"this is where we part ways, cow-"

"mmmmACKSHULLYY THAT'S A Mustache fucker 3 86 mMMm"

"i dont discriminate, i love all monkeys"

"when me and mr keating are getting down and dirty and i yell: O captain, my captain!!"