Why were we all so f*cking stupid

A blank page. So many possibilities. Just waiting to be filled with words of inspiration, hope, advice, torment, lies, or truth. A slate for the mind. Oasis for the thoughts. Peace for the heart, pleading to express.

“The scariest moment is always just before you start. After that, things can only get better.” ~ Stephen King

One time as a kid I put dog poop in a pair of underwear and threw it at my cousin.

Anyway, I want to talk about kids. (not in a weird way)

 They're all stupid as fuck. Idiots. Just little suicidal humans, running around mindlessly without a car in the world. We all use to be one at some point. Some of us not, and some of us still. *cough* politicians *cough*

But, either way, we all have that one story of us as a kid, sticking a fork in the outlet, eating a spider, getting lost at the mall, getting left at a gas station, whatever. So, in case you couldn't guess, I'm gonna share some of my own stupid kid experiences.

Let's start at the beginning. (again) The womb. 

No, preschool. I don't think anybody remembers anything from preschool but man. Those were the days. Naps, snacks, playgrounds, and toys. 

Yk, it doesn't make sense to me that fucking preschoolers get nap time and highschoolers don't. Like, those friggin little buggers already get like 12 hours of sleep. WE GET UNDER 5. They've got enough sleep to spare. We don't. In fact, we are still technically growing. We need that sleep. Literally. But that's another topic up for debate. I'm here to talk about stupid shit.

The only real stupid thing I can remember is that we had these little see through colorful blocks, and I literally made an L with them and this fucking little son of a bitch brat told the teacher that I made a so-called "gun" and I wasn't allowed to fucking play with the blocks anymore. Like, what?

Well, I was going to write some more but unfortunately I'm out of time. So thanks for watching folks, make sure to like and subscribe, take care of yourselves, and have a good night. Merry Christmas.