root beer floats

okay so back when i had bumble, one of the questions to answer about yourself was "describe your ideal date" or something like that. typically, the goal might be to stand out but my goal was to weed out the boring people, republicans, and people who can't deal w a little crazy. actually, that might be like literally everyone's goal but whatever, the point of all this is that i was dead serious about my ideal date and i have yet to go on it and im starting to think i never will. okay so the date would be me and my person go to the store, right? we buy all the different types of root beer. i dont know how much its changed since i use to go on my night trips to safeway with capri, BUT they had like at least 5 different types of root beer and thats underestimating if anything. okay so once we have the root beer, we hit the ice cream isle. we buy ALL the different types of vanilla ice cream. There's so many different types of vanilla ice cream, its completely unnecessary and honestly i can only taste a slight difference between vanilla bean and homemade vanilla and absolutely NO difference between homemade vanilla and french vanilla. all that mixed with the different brands? is it gonna be expensive? sure. is it gonna expand our pallets and help us cultivate the perfect root beer float? YES and that in itself is priceless. the idea itself of trying different root beer float combinations isnt out of this world crazy, however i am not one to half ass anything. i am a perfectionist and i am passionate about root beer floats. actually i have a certain way i pour and drink root beer floats and since this is my blog im gonna tell you. so first you get your cup. i prefer like a sturdy, heavy mug, one thats bigger than a normal mug but like not ridiculous. next, get your root beer and pour just a little. enough so that a small, half scoop of ice cream would be swimming in it, NOT drowning in it. after you pour the root beer, you're gonna do just that, scoop a little half scoop of your vanilla ice cream into the mug. now stay with me, you're gonna take your root beer again and pour just enough to cover the top of the baby vanilla scoop. okay so at this point, you should have a half scoop of ice cream that's just been sandwiched between root beer and youre gonna repeat these steps until you cant fit anything else in the mug. if you have ice cream sticking out and you can still fit something, POUR MORE ROOT BEER!!! you can be stingy with the ice cream, no one would blame you we all know the root beer is the star of this godly dessert, i mean thats why its called a root beer float and not a vanilla ice cream sink. alright we're almost done. get a spoon thats kinda deep in the middle, like a tiny mini bowl with a stick attached so you can hold it. now you're welcome to eat it however you want but i think the perfect ratio is like 70/30 root beer/ ice cream. i feel like it evens out bc the root beer is all liquidy and the ice cream is like over powering w the creaminess and yeah. refill w root beer throughout the experience if you need to but if you end up w more root beer than ice cream, do not refill on the ice cream. by doing that you'd be making a huge mistake, frustrating i and yourself, and nearly ruining the experience. anyways, i rly wanna do this but i have yet to find someone who's as down and committed because anything less would be a waste of food and a waste of my time.