Teenage Boys are stink

I would really like to know what teenage boys do to smell so strongly? 

Does one have to bathe homestuck cosplayer sharpie bath style in a vat of axe body spray fully clothed?.....

If so you guys please for the love of god stop! I recently was gifted my boyfriends hoodie and I'm currently in the process of exorcising any unholy sprits out of it, dowsing it in holy water, crucifying it, letting it come back after three days of rest ect...

You guys know what Im talking about, right? I hope.

I fear more then anything that after this entire process though it will still stank.

Pray for me you guys.

-CRO!