Birthday Celebration!

Hello, my dark denizens! Today, I bring you a rather short blog, as I find myself to be far too excited and ardent to remain in my seat, tapping away and my ominous keys like a vampire playing the morose rhapsody of a long-entombed musical genius. There are so many facets of such a day base my eagerness upon, but most wonderful of all is the food! Gifts, offerings, and presents are all wonderful, but being unable to predict precisely what form they will take renders them rather difficult to become desirous towards. Food, however, is completely and utterly within my control. Tomorrow... I shall feast within the gloried halls of Frugatti's, an Italian restaurant renowned across the world for their prepostorously delicious appetizers! The real star of this remarkably delicious show, however, absolutely must be the infamously famous chicken parm! Chicken, cooked and spiced to decadent perfection, laid atop a mountain of spaghetti noodles like a wasteland - or one might say, a tasteland! All of this, draped in the finest marinara the world could ever conceive, results in a dish beyond life and death, beyond thought and reason, beyond love and war... Chicken parm truly is the greatest dish of our time...