Beloved Birthday

Salutations, my legion of followers! Today, I'd like to adorn my vigorous speech with a pendant of purpose - that purpose being, to remind you all of a very particular day... Two days from now, on April 17th, is my dark and detested birthday! I'm very sure each and every one of you has it marked on your calendars in preemptive preparation for when it no doubt becomes a national, nay, universal holiday, but I felt it appropriate to make a blog post dedicated to reminding you all, just in case. After all, caution is but one of the many aspects that determine your aptitude as a leader, and thus I musn't forgo it due to an egotistical presumption that every last person will remember... Even though they should... Keheheh... Really, I won't hold a grudge if you had forgotten, everyone makes mistakes... You'd better make sure to make up for it with a most magnificent offering, however! Kuhuhu!