Another Questionnaire [Sparkle Emoji]

If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?:
I'd call the news bc we finally figured out how to have gaybies with fictional characters

Do you trust all of your friends?:
What IS trust?
I trust a chunk of them, but in different ways lmao

Can you make a dollar in change right now?:
I'm sorry sir I don't carry cash.

Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?:
Aiden or Maggie tbh

Are you afraid of falling in love?:
Yeah lmao nobody deserves me

Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?:
Lots of people, even many who probably think I forgot them

When was the last time you flew in a plane?:
January!

What did the last text message you sent say?:
To Mom: "I found what I'm getting for the White Elephant this year" and an image

What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?:
Unusual, autistic af like me, very patient

What features do you find least attractive in the preferred sex?:
Lyin ass hoe, fake bitch

Fill in the blank. I love:
ENA

What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?:
Paperwork...

How many kids do you want to have?:
IDK it's starting to seem unlikely that I have any

Would you make a good parent?:
Yes BUT I would need a co-parent for sure, I could NOT do it alone, cause I get overwhelmed too easily and them kids love to cling. I need someone else I can throw them at when I am about to scream from being touched.

Where was your default picture taken?:
Your mom's computer

What's your middle name?:
Marinara Sauce (My middle name is in this phrase somewhere, good luck)

Honestly, what's on your mind right now?:
I sleeby

What are you wearing right now?:
Pajamas I just got off the internet.

Righty or Lefty?:
Ambidextry

Favorite juice?:
I like when drinks have pineapple

Have you had the chicken pox?:
Ya

Have you had a sore throat?:
Yup and I've had Strep and if I ever get that again I'mma commit sewer slide

Ever had a bar fight?:
No lmao

Who knows you the best?:
Prolly my group chat and my therapist lol

Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?:
I wear glasses because my eyes don't work

Been to Mexico?:
No :( Thought I'd get to in 2020 but WELL...

Did you buy something today?:
No but I got stuff in the mail that I bought last week!

Did you get sick today?:
Just allergies

Did you get in a fight with someone today?:
Surprisingly, no

When is the last time you had a massage?:
I forgor, but I gave dad one two weeks ago (I went to massage school but never got licensed lmao)

Last person to lay in your bed?:
Me and ENA (Plushies are people, do not argue with me)

Last person to see you cry?:
Alexa lol

Who made you cry?:
Mom...

What was the last TV show you watched?:
Beef

What are your plans for the weekend?:
Downtown Growers' Market, wash hair, clean room a little bit, figure out why Sims 2 stopped launching