WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME

FOR CONTEXT:

if i had a nickel for everytime i’ve tried to search up harmless things on my school computer and instead got jumpscared with porn, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right????

anyways, I WAS DOING RESEARCH ON MY PAPER AND WAS TRYING TO FIND MATERIAL TO CITE FROM IT, WHEN I CLICKED ON A CERTAIN LINK. INSTEAD OF IT TAKING ME TO THE MATERIAL I WAS LOOKING FOR, IT HAD TAKEN ME TO A PORN SITE.

this is not the first time this has happened.

and this is the email i just received like an hour ago:

and here is my response.

and for even deeper context, here is my very first “offense”

you tell me whether or not i am cursed.

this might not be the last you hear from me, knowing my luck.