Lady Luck's Favor

Hello once again, sinful readers. Your future lord of darkness finds himself to be most elated tonight of all nights... Why, you may ask? In what is surely a benevolent act of kindness towards me for providing succor to a feeble and weak player, I have been granted the greatest blessing known in all of Genshin Impact: A pristine goblet, and a magnificent circlet. These artifacts bestow upon their wearer countless "stats" that serve to provide unlimited power, at the cost of their specificities being completely and utterly random. The goblet and the circlet suffer this cruel fate moreso than any other type of artifact, then, by nature, to obtain a goblet and circlet whose collective reflection shines and glimmers with glints of radiant beauty, wherein aesthetic is akin to power, is most fortunate indeed. I shall treasure these precious artifacts forever...

To whom do I intend to equip these most sacred and powerful adornments to? Why, none other than the Wanderer, of course! His arrogant, dismissive attitude brings me endless entertainment and intrigue, and I cannot help but see some part of myself in him... Keheh, perhaps I should look into using my knowledge of aerodynamics to master wind magic? Though, the arcane arts never were my forte...