My Friends (NSFW Jokes)

TW: NSFW jokes and uh 9/11 jokes?? theyre weird

My friends are actually so fucking insane. I'm out here playing my childhood games like Handy Manny and Oswald Ice Cream and here comes MARS saying "What if I shoved my big toe up Coltons anus!!" LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?????? I'm just trying to play my games on call for Ghost and I'm trying to block it out but I just keep hearing "Nonono it's for science!" or "It's not sexual Colton" and even "when you think of sex you don't think of toes inside of anuses!" AND AT ONE POINT I WAS SO DONE THAT I TOLD THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND THEN MARS STARTED TALKING ABOUT ME BEING MURDERED AND NOW THEYRE ACCUSING ME OF CAUSING 9/11 IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY?????? NOWNTHEYRE TALKING ABOUT MARS FARTING ON COLTONS BALLS BUT IT WASNT ACTUALLY MARS BUT THE 45TH PRESIDNET DID OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD