Anyone cant sleep?

I'm currently awake at 3:30 am. I can't sleep so Im running off weed and lofthouse cookies. anyone wanna chat?

For a random topic, I'll give my three weirdest "glitch in the matrix" stories, 

-One. During the 2016-2017 new years, my family and I were celebrating with champagne. I had set my glass down and, without moving far and moving my eyes from it, I go do something for half a second. I pick it up. Now the glass  I was using was crystal. I know this because I distinctly remember running my finger around  the edge and tapping on it to have it make the sound crystal glass makes when tapped. When I picked it up, it was plastic. I felt the rim and it had the plastic ridge and when I tapped it it was obviously plastic.

Second. My parents live on a 10 acre. farm. Its shaped rectangular for the most part. There have been many occasions where Im walking the full perimiter, I start at the upper right hand corner, get to the bottom right corner, go directl;y across to the lower left corner, and go straight up which should get up to the upper left, but I will end up in the right upper corner. Other times Ill be walking towards the front and end up in the back, end up in circles, without ever hitting a fence despite using google maps to go straight up or down, 

third. I have a malachite ring that I wear daily, I adore it and I never take it off. I have had it happen twice where I take it off and l lose it in one location, and find it in a completely new location. For example, I once slept over at my boyfriends house. I remember wearing the ring to bed. The next morning it had slipped off. My boyfriend and I looked for it for the whole day but ultimately couldnt find it. I told him to keep an eye out for it. I would text him pretty much daily if he found it but to no avail. Finally two weeks later, I looked at my pillow and saw the ring in the center. My boyfriend had not been over in those two weeks and I hadn't been to his place. There was no way it could have ended up in my house.