sugar baby? nah more like sugar blorbo

some ppl wanan marry rich and have a fancy ass so to take care of them that's hopefully not older than them and creepy and wont kill them/be abusive 

but what if i told you theres an even BETTER thing to dream about and be all like "awww that would be the life!"?!?!?!

INTRODUCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meaning instead of having to marry or fuck some hoity toity rich shit 

they are just infatuated with you! like your some kind of character and they are also ur friend!
but not like...close friend just on friendly terms. 
wouldn't it be cool as fuck if someone was like yoooo "have 12 MILLION dollarionos" please buy yourself a cute outfit for that dinner your going to no ones going to upstage my blorbo!
and even when ur sad and depressed and pathetic they are just like "nooo my sad little meow meow" and listen to ur woes n buy you an icecream
and if you wanna date someone else they are just like ur bigest wingman! and pay for all the dates n shit.

in hindsight this sounds REALY creepy for both sides involved and a lllliiiitle parasoicaly?
but honestly i think it would only realy work if both yall a little creepy 

anyways thats just my insane ramblings! thx