rating monster flavours<3

took the idea from yuchun! 

1. monster energy ultra

● white:

not much i can say about this one tbh. its not bad but im also not a huge fan of the flavour, its the most common one in my area.

● fiesta mango:

it tastes a lot like mango loco, but it barely has any calories which is a huge plus. i used to hate the flavour in 2021 but started loving it recently.

● violet:

it used to be everywhere two years ago but it disappeared:(. i used to like it a lot but the flavour isnt that great tbh. its got that fake grape taste. not very good

● paradise:

again one of the most common in my area. one of the best flavours in my opinion. slightly outshone by fiesta mango. 

● blue:

i have tried it once last year. dont remember anything about the taste but i remeber disliking it a lot. not very common in my area

update: i still dont like it :( tastes blue in a bad kind of way

● watermelon:

used to show up a lot in my local supermarket but it disappeared. i liked it a lot for a while. 

● gold:

sold along with ultra watermelon. im not a huge fan of pineapple but i liked it surprisingly. also disappeared though :(

● black:

only managed to get it when i was in the uk. not even available in my country. dont remember the taste but i remember not liking it a lot.

● rosa:

taste hard to describe. i guess grapefruit but very sweet? idk i like it

2. monster energy juiced

● mango loco:

mostly same as fiesta mango, the flavour differs a bit but its so simmilar it doesnt need a separate rating. used to hate it, now i like it a lot

● khaotic:

tried it a few times, dont remember the taste. no opinion on it. not very common where i live

● pacific punch:

i remember it being very common, now i cant find it anywhere :(. i didnt like it that much, it was to sweet for me at the time

● pipeline punch:

again one of the best flavours of monster along with ultra paradise. it sucks so much that its not common in my area :(( it reminds me of alt tiktok

● ripper:

i dont remember how it tasted. it was common for a short ammount of time and now i cant find it anywhere. i think it was pineapple flavour.

● aussie lemonade:

tastes like lemonade. i dont like lemonade that much. also not common in my area

● mixxd:

sold along with juiced ripper. also not very memorable. also gone.

● monarch:

i love it so much its perfect. i also considered one of the best flavours. the peach taste is perfect, immaculate. i cant find it anywhere anymore and i miss it so much.

3. monster energy super fuel

not much to say about any of them. just regular monster in a bigger can

4. monster energy miscellaneous

● regular:

not my go-to because of calories. it doesnt taste bad but also it just tastes like every other energy drink. overall not bad in my opinion

● nitro:

i think it just tastes like regular monster?? idk i do not tastefa any differences

● assault:

tastes like cola. if i want to drink a cola flavoured drink i will buy cola.

● lewis hamilton:

i remember trying it but i dont remember the taste. apparently its carcinogenic??? EDIT: ONLY THE ONE WITH CALORIES IS CARCINOGENIC, THE SUGAR FREE ONE IS FINE

● the doctor:

tastes like fanta. not much more to say

● rehab peach:

tastes like lipton ice tea but worse. cant drink it in one go. not very good

● mule:

HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED TASTE. wouldnt give it to my worst enemy. i actually had to pour it down the drain because i couldnt finish drinking it. never again

top 5 in terms of taste:

1. Juiced monster monarch

2. Juiced monster pipeline punch

3. Monster energy ultra fiesta mango/Juiced monster mango loco 

4. Monster energy ultra paradise

5. Monster evergy regular/ Monster energy ultra white

top 5 in terms of availability:

1. Monster energy regular

2. Monster energy ultra white

3. Monster energy ultra paradise

4. Juiced monster mango loco

5. Monster energy ultra fiesta