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Weird thoughts

Shower thoughts! Part 1

  • The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.
  • At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.
  • When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.
  • 'Coffee flavored water' doesn't sound good but that's what coffee is.
  • "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is basically the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back again?"¬†
  • Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is comepletely full
  • Does a straw have one hole? or does it have two?
  • Nothing is on fire, fire is on things
  • How do our brains remember when we forget things, but we can't remember the thing we forgot?
  • Can you daydream at night?
  • Math is the only place where somebody can buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantoloupes and nobody asks any questions
  • Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed¬†
  • OKAY!! im done! have a wonderful dayy!

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