Weird thoughts

Shower thoughts! Part 1

• The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.

• At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.

• When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.

• 'Coffee flavored water' doesn't sound good but that's what coffee is.
• "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is basically the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back again?" 
• Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is comepletely full
• Does a straw have one hole? or does it have two?
• Nothing is on fire, fire is on things
• How do our brains remember when we forget things, but we can't remember the thing we forgot?
• Can you daydream at night?
• Math is the only place where somebody can buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantoloupes and nobody asks any questions
• Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed 
• OKAY!! im done! have a wonderful dayy!