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It was a normal christmas vacation, I got my PS1 and a shiny copy of black ops 2 for christmas, but I unfortunatley had a stomach bug. Nothing much right? So I was extremely sick, Pissing, Crying and Shitting, I think I was about 11 at the time lol. So fast forward the day after I got sick, I was playing Team Deathmatch with some friends, ngl I was a beast back then with a 5.00 kd so I demolished that match, hitting trickshots better then the time I sniped @Xbox360handheld grandma. But I digress, so during that match, I ripped absolute donkey ass, and the whole lobby heard it, and they laughed their asses off. Mind you, I didn't think much of this fart considering the good time I was having. So next thing you know, I tell the people in my party that imma grab my favorite drink... Purple Monster! But something in my head told me to look behind me, so I did. I was sitting at the edge of my bed when I farted, and all the way up my bed was a long line of shit going up the wall, and around the corner, forming a perfect Nike Swoosh. FUCKING INCREDIBLE. Long story short, I came crying to my mom about how I sharted, and I started sobbing whilst she was yelling at the top of her lungs "THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHEREEEEEE" and she had to miss work to clean up the immense amount of shit. THE END!!!!
The time I shit myself playing bo2
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Voryn Dagoth
I diddled your granddaddies furburger i don't wanna hear it.
go fuck yourself, your mother should have pulled out, go put jelly beans up your ass you fucking troglodite
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Anyways, get on xbox 360 later, I'm tryna play some Nacht Der Un Toten or something
P.S Give me my paul blart dvd back, I payed 50 bucks for that shit
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Bet
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glitchy
this happened to my buddy eric
RIP Eric... A brother lost
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