DNI if: (This is a big joke, By the way.)

• You are a midget (Under 5'2ft)
• You are a cishet neurotypical white male
• You are that dead bug that spilled its blood on my curtain on a spring of 2022
• You ever consumed water
• You have blue hair and pronouns
• liberals
• You like chocolate icecream
• You never had a club penguin account
• You never roleplayed on roblox
• You sleep for longer than 10 hours
• You like raymond from animal crossing
• You make your mom jokes in 2023
• french people
• british people
• italians
• You like hotdogs more than burgers
• from delaware, colorado, wyoming or rode island
• You use military time
• You like disneys new movies
• From north america (including mexico and carribean)
• You have loving parents
• You have a pet dog
• You were that girl who asked me for money just so we could be "friends" on that elementeray school front when it was hometime but my mom just refused to pick me up
• You fall asleep around 8-11 pm
• You have a happy and healthy life 
• Redditors and Discorders
• You watch baby shows when you are 16+
• You like the color purple
• You roleplay in youtube comment sections
• You watch mukbangs
• You watch ASMR
• Your curtains are teal or red or purple
• You liked Orange juice more than apple juice
• You are Ginger
• You are left handed
• You like math
• You drink milk
• Lactose intolerant people
• You prefer Wattpad over AO3
• Canadian people
• You are an extrovert
• You watch those Roblox TTS stories unironically
• You eat taco bell
• You are an AMAB

Or just dont be a weirdo!!! 💗💝💘 /j

Again; This is 100% a joke I just wanted to Recreate those super long and Specific DNI lists. You're allowed to Play Bingo with this list.