april fools

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuGOLkKSCUI

its april 1st:333 contrary to popular belief I will NOT be pranking anyone today. but watch out on april 2nd, thats when they get you.... I keep my BANG gun tucked in my pants and my silly string in my cheek pockets like a hamster. now who wants to recreate the hangover II where they get lost in bangcock?? I'll play teddy and get locked in the elevator but only if the monkey is a really bad hand puppet. 

i dont do coke i do pepsi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUhRJNLBnQs