Am i a vampire?

When I was a kid I believed in the paranormal ,magical creatures but I never experienced anything paranormal like,and since my family are logical peapol they kinda pushed me in life to be very skeptical in general .I was speaking with one of my friends about vampires because of a movie I watched and when started asking dumb questions about them for no reason and then my friend told me he was a vampire. 😐 at first I thought it was like a game and I would play along like I believed him,he explained to me that peopol smell like different things to him he told me I smelled likethe paper of a painting (very specific),that vampires these days didn't drink blood they would just eat red meat and explain me that werewolf are the vampires best friend and not enemies and the real anemies are scare crows?it was actually very interesting and I kinda started half believing him .then he told me he could kind of recognize people that are vampires from affair and told me I was one.It does make sense because I do eat manly and almost only red meat sometimes I have insomnia and I am an extremely pale person. Ive been lied to many times when I was little ,life brought me down each time when I believed there to be a ghost or a fary or even gnomes so please tell me if it could maybe be true