The Whims of Fate

Salutations, followers of the dark. I apologize for the brevity of today's malefic blog post... I seem to have lost track of the time, as I sacrificed endless resin to the vacuity of the void... What is resin, you ask? A simple currency used in the mortal-made game known as Genshin Impact. In this game, you can expend said currency to claim artifacts, a mechanic I fancy, as it reminds me of the raids my father, The King, would undertake alongside me in my youth. However, these glorious artifacts come with a catch - their stats, their identity, are based solely on the fortune bestowed upon you by the hands of fate. Though many find that they loathe this system, as it can take immeasurable quantities of time to obtain an artifact you find invaluable, as a timeless being, I find great joy in the concept of a system I can grind for eternity.