Story Time with Sam #2

    Yesterday I found out that I made it into jazz choir. what I didn't know was that I would have to wake up extra early to get to the meetings every tuesday and thursday. Our choir class also gets to sing musical theater pieces for upcoming concerts and competitions.

I'm getting very behind on some classes, and its stressing me out, so if anyone wishes to do some school work for me feel free to offer help. 

and now for a true story:

   One day at school, this little kid critter offers me a cookie. So me being fat af, and hungry, I decide to take the cookie and consume it. Not even 10 seconds after I ate it, this little sh!!t starts giggling and laughing to her friend. Me being confused, I asked her "what's so funny?" but nothing could prepare me for what I was about to get told.                                                                       "I licked it" The little girl said. Apparently she had licked all over the cookie before giving it to me. Before anyone goes "wouldn't you have felt the sogginess of the lickness???" Apparently f-ing not. I was a dumb kid, and I was hungry.   Me being the silly little thing I was, I began to uncontrollably sob as I ran to the teacher. That little girl then had to move her clip to RED.