getting caught skipping

once a couple weeks ago i was skipping algebra 4 the 100th time so i could see my bsf in 2nd lunch!! everything waz fine and i was js hanging out in da bathroom untilllll....some1 found me and thought there was another person in da stall with me so they knocked on the stall telling me to come out!!!! i should've said i was using the bathroom bcuz teachers shouldn't be banging on a stall door that some1 is using it!!!!! so i come out and pretend i started by period (liar!!) so she js told me to go back to clazz soooo iiii.....didnt go back bcuz ofc not. i stayed in the stairway 4 a couple minutes but then a security guard came up to me asking why i was in there..i told him i was going to the bathroom and he was like "mmmm okayyyyyyyyyyy -_-" and i H8 THAT SECURITY GUARD SMMM i bet i stays in his hallway and js dreamz of being an actual cop.....sooo i walk up the stairs and walk around 4 awhile unti; that SAME security guard found me nd was like "why u still out???" and i told him that some RANDOMMM class was my class and ESCORDED me to that random classroom.....im so glad that teacher was chill bcuz he asked her if i was in the right class and she confusingly said yes. i walked up to her and asked if she had the copies 4 my actual teacher im supposed to be in (LIEZZ IM ALL LIEZZZZ) so she told me that her class didnt have a printer s and told me to go to this other class that does have a printer and so i walked out and accepted defeat.....i walked into my actual class i was supposed to b in and.....the 2nd lunch bell rung....I WANTED TO CRYYY if i waited 10 snds then i would be free and in 2nd lunch with my bsf!!!! so i js slowly walked to my seat w/o saying anything and never got in trouble!! im such a good liar