My relationship with you

We sit at the dinner table as a family every night, asking you about your day, the table never becomes silent.  We watch things of your choice on the TV, whether it be Five Nights At Freddy's ship fanart compilations or Boku No Pico.  We support everyone of your decisions, when I say we I mean me and your mother.  I take you shopping to help provide a healthy and trustworthy relationship.  I am way better than your father, I love you.