my dog is a menace

mans jus spent like five minutes clutching his favorite toy an sprinting circles around me full speed while growling like a maniac 

before deciding he was gonna sprint back n forth across the living room, jumping up onto and then launching himself off the couch repeatedly until he finally ran out of breath lmao

hes insane i swear to god 

one of the terrifying cons of having a 75 lb dog.  you will 100% go down if you make the mistake of getting in the way of their zoomie time