Entry 1

1. I tried to sit on my friend’s lap and he fell over out of his computer chair, which sent me into a side table that had our wine glasses and bottle of wine on top of it. The wine ended up all over the floor. I let out a squeal while all of this was happening making the entire ordeal much louder than it needed to be. It was definitely one of the many times in my life I wished to be erased from the present. 

2. I learned that my cat will come running to me and slam her head into me if she hears my whistle tones. 

3. My delusional optimism is not mixing well with my realization of how bleak this reality is. :’)