I HATE SUBMITTING WORK TO PUBLISHERS

okay maybe it’s just really late and maybe I’m just pissed off because I’m sleepy but why do publishers and agents all have to be so SILLY AND STRANGE about their standards and requirements. My Brother In Christ you do not need to speak in riddles just tell me what you need me to give you AND I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU. Why do all professionals in the writing industry need to be members of the fae court. Why can’t they just TELL ME WHAT THEY WANT ME TO HAND IN!?!? I can put it in double spaced format! I can submit a resume! I WILL GIVE YOU MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE. Just ask. Just ask! JUST SAY CLEARLY IN YOUR SUBMISSION REQUIREMENTS WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL DO IT BUT I CANNOT DO WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU DO NOT SAY WHAT YOU WANT IN A CLEAR AND UNDERSTANDABLE WAY AAAAAAUUUUUGGHH.

Tldr; I love writing stories! I hate formatting and writing queries. I ESPECIALLY hate trying to figure out query requirements.