diary entry number 2

I think I will get a salad. iceberg lettuce. shredded cheddar cheese. mm. tomato onion. m . carrot. yes. Ok now here's where I get a little funky. Let's throw some croutons in there. You might be thinking, "But, James! Croutons are normal, pretty much everyone likes those" but I'm not talking about the croutons. I'm talking about the blue cheese crumble and the hard boiled eggs I'm about to add. Oh yes, baby! Let's lather this bitch up in Italian dressing and eat the fuck out of it with a glass of vitamin water perchance