this is the best fanfiction i have ever read

first contact (21635 words) by event_horizons
Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English, Dave Strider
Additional Tags: alien dirk, Derse and Prospit, but modified, dirk is prince of derse, but he's a fancy sort of alien that i came up with, this is very self-indulgent, jake is human, Fluff
Summary:

A spaceship crash-lands on Jake English's island, and he gets to meet a real-life alien. Golly, this is just like one of his movies!

it has everything a guy or gal or whatever could dream of: jake english, alien with pretty pretty wings that are sensitive if you catch my (possibly transcontinental) drift, mutual pining that makes me sqeal every 5 seconds, hugging, AND tight shorts. what more do you people want