Update on my life

Ok so I just went to the bathrom to take a lil tinkle and when I opened the lid of the toilet there was a gigantic turd just like sitting there im not even kidding. It looked like there was chocolate chips in the turd and I didn't know what to do so I just tinkled on top of it, and like I don't even know if it flushed or not Im to traumatized to go look............. :(