♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :OG Jersey Shore: :;

OG Jersey Shore is a comfort show that I always fall asleep to. The first three seasons anyway. After season three, it definitely, lowkey kinda fell off and I ended up watching Geordie Shore. Anyway, I'm gonna rank them from my most to least favorite. 

• Jenni. I love Jenni. I might have bias because she's a feb pisces and so am I. But despite all her flaws she was lowkey there for everybody and she was the first to swing. So yeah, I love Jenni. Oh and she wasn't afraid to give Snooki a reality check multiple times.
• Deena. I love Deena. She's cute, short and clumsy. Just like me. She's down with the get down. Plus, she's a cap and my best friend is a cap. So :p
• Pauly, I love Pauly D. He really did mind his business and went with the flow a lot. His laugh is infectious though. Plus my first bf was a cancer.
• Vinny, he was cute even with all his anxiety. I feel he was too smart for the show though and would have been better off on the real world. I liked him, but I would have liked him better outside of the bromance if I saw more of his personality. 
• Snooki. I like Snooki. She's a great party girl, horrible friend. Chile is a taker. All she does is take and when it's time to give... she's sleep. I mean I love sleep too but I would be drained dealing with her all the time. 
• Ronnie. Outside of Sam, was a blast in a glass. I would definitely see who could down a blender full of Ron Ron Juice with him. His temper though... ehhh. No thank you. 
• Mike. I would punch him in the face too lol. Whilst he's in the like in crowd. He gossips too much. He's the instigation. Almost every issue led back to him.
• Angelina. I would drink with her but I'd never be her friend. Everything always being an issue it's like... do you have real peace? How did somebody else drama end up being your drama?! Busy Body in the wrong way. 
• Sam. I'll never forgive her for Deena. Even before Rammi officially happened, her comment about Mike in the hot tub with other girls when she was talking to Angelina. Eyebrow. Boombastic side eye. 

My favorite side characters keep their lives lowkey private which is Nikki & Chris. So even if I wanted to rank them, I couldn't.